Sorry, Kid

I'm sorry.  I'm sure you would have enjoyed your trip. And according to Immigration you would have enjoyed it so much you would not have wanted to leave.  Next time, I guess, you'll have to be like other 9 year olds who visit -- have a house or job overseas, that way you have established ties!

Does anyone else think that this is absurd?

Boy, 9, has Disney World trip ruined after US immigration rules him a threat - Telegraph